The Dynamic Duo- Scene 5

Scene 5

Characters: Joker, Ace, Batman, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9

Set: National Bank

Joker: #5, clean up shop. We don’t want to be a slob for Batsy.

Ace: (shudder) I’d better get use to sites like this. (starting to walk around)

(clowns empting the banks safe in the background)

Joker: Where are you going Acey?

Ace: Oh, I don’t know maybe go and check out that vault that the boys just cracked.

Joker: Sounds like...

Ace: Sh (hearing sound on the roof) what’s that? (whispering)

Joker: The Batman. (with a mischievous smile) Boys, battle stations!

Ace hurries off camera

#2: He’s here, boss?

Joker: Yes, my good man. Oh, and by the way, what’s your

Batman crashes through window

Clowns attack batman

Batman bashes together the heads of #2 and #3, then punches #4 in the gut.

#4 grabs his stomach.

Batman elbows #4 in the back of the head.

Ace watching this from the background.

Batman spins to #5 behind him and socks him in the side of head.

#6 attacks Batman from behind by trying to strangle him.

Batman flings #6 on top of #7.

#8 tries to punch Batman in the face.

Batman grabs punch and hits #8 in side.

#9 tries to kick Batman in the side.

Batman grabs kick and snaps #9’s leg at the knee.

Joker: Tut, tut those were my best men, too.

Batman: How?

Joker: Oh please, have you forgotten already? You should know there would be a Joker in the deck.

Batman: And you should know that I won’t be taken down that easy.

Joker: My dear Batman, I always have an Ace up my sleeve.

Ace runs toward Batman, does a backbend off his shoulders, lands by Joker.

Joker: And here she is.

Batman: A little young Joker.

Joker: They’re never to young, Batsy. Besides they’re so much fun. Acey, why don’t you show Batman what you got.

Ace: I’d rather not.

Joker: Oh, don’t be so coy. (pushes Ace forward)

Ace: Well, if you insist. (taking stance)

Joker slips of set while Ace and Batman fight

Batman: I don’t want you to hurt you.

Ace: You won’t.

Batman: (tacking stance) You don’t know what you’re getting in to, Ace.

Ace tries to kick Batman in the side.

Batman grabs kick.

Ace: Tell me something I don’t know.

Batman pushes kick away

Ace and Batman walk in a circle, clock wise.

Batman tries to sock Ace in the side of head.

Ace: (ducks, spins around behind Batman, kicks Batman’s leg at the joint, socks Batman in the side of head.) You’re going to have to try harder than that, Batman.

Batman: (kicks Aces legs out from under her and gets up) How’s this?

Ace kicks Batman’s legs out from under him gets up and steps on his throat.

Batman grabs foot.

Ace: Amusing, but pointless.

Batman: (throws Ace off of him and gets up) You’re too young for this.

Ace: Perhaps, (pulls out a grenade out of her pack) but I also know when to bale. (pulls the pin and throws the grenade behind her) Go fetch. (takes off to the roof)